I need an application that can help me plan the crushing of the Rebel Alliance. While psychologists and psychiatrists from France have studied me and suspect that I suffer from borderline personality disorder, it’s really nothing I can’t handle with the destruction of a small planet like Alderaan.

I have a lot on my plate these days. The Emperor is a lot less forgiving than he was when I was a kid so I really need to keep things organized and keep people accountable for their tasks. I mean, it’s not like I only have to focus on the Death Star. I have to find the Rebel Base, whack old Ben Kenobi, turn Luke to the dark side, make sure my incompetent staff doesn’t let prisoners escape. It’s a full time job. Not to mention the fact that the galaxy is pretty big and my team can’t always be together for meetings.

I really need something that will help us collaborate in real time at great distances. You know, that shouldn’t be too much to ask for. And while I’m dreaming, I would like to be able to set permissions so that Needa can’t edit certain things. The guy is an accident waiting to happen. He’s always letting something slip through the cracks.